Is this a joke?

Or maybe I should ask, are you a joke? because you sure aren't funny... that is the typical problem that I face. It seems that I am constantly forced to perform like a circus in order just to keep myself entertained. Left to their own devices, people can be quite boring... often letting their conversations drift in a downwards direction until before you know it, they are talking about UPS benefits. Now I know, what could be more funny than guys driving around in short shorts all months of the year right? Wrong, it seems whenever UPS is mentioned, I am one of the very few capable of making that connection and therefore enjoying whatever humour that can be had from guys dressed up like the hot cops. Sadly, the common man (whatever that means here, because trust me, these people are anything but typical,) has great difficulty seeing anything funny about the men and women in brown, and would rather discuss the alledgedly amazing benefits package that these daring heroes recieve for their incredible work. Needless to say, after several failed attempts to save the conversation and avoid utterly wasting my time, I had to bail on that sinking ship, by which I mean run out of the room screaming. I learned a lot that day about boring people... like, they are everywhere, and no, they are not your friends... also, they have a thing for bagel pizzas.